Sunday, February 10, 2013

21st Birthday Party Invitation

There comes a time in a man's life
When he turns twenty-one.
With that day comes much happiness,
Good times, and great fun.

And what B-Day of the twenty-first
Exists in our society
Without some form of gathering
In drunken notoriety?

And so I say to you, my friends
Join me with alcohol
And enjoy the surely wondrous night
That upon us will befall.

Come students! Come teachers!
Come straight edges! Come boozers!
Come all the gorgeous women!
Come all the big fat losers!

If you call yourself a contact,
An acquaintance, or a friend,
Reply in the affirmative!
Attend! Attend! Attend!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Assonance in Gear


I know
This blog is a solo show
That I’ve blown.
I alone
Have sown
The woes
Of those
Who first dove
Into my poems
Who were then forced
To forego
No more rhymed prose.
An open hole
Was wove
In their souls.

You may find
Too much time
Has gone by
To unwind
The line
Of no rhyme.
I apologize.
I consign
The crime
To unwise
Use of free time.

Originally
This was meant to be
Updated and seen
Weekly.
Now let me see
How this travesty
Can possibly be
Redeemed,
'Cause a receded stream
Of rhyme schemes
May be
Received
As unseemly.

Weekly Wordplay!
Crazy to say
I’ve strayed
Enough days
That the name
Is frayed
And underplayed
And been made
To fade
Since I strayed
Away…
But I’ve changed.
I may
Not stay
Weekly, OK?
But I’ll remain
To sustain
A creative way
To keep “play”
In the name.

I won’t abuse
With a renewed
Year of missed cues.
Just pay my dues
And soothe.
Soon
You’’ll swoon
And croon
When I spoon-feed you
Haikus and other
Poetic tunes like a
Smooth soup.
This is no ruse.
Just the truth.

I’m back.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Novel Idea


My lifelong goal has always been
To be a novelist.
Yet I’ve not written any words -
A few keystrokes at best.

In fact, all I ever produce is
A blank page and plenty excuses.
A no-work ethic just reduces
My goal to nothingness.

But today I swear won’t be the same
Because I have decided
To commit my whole day to this book.
I’ll just sit down and write it.

At my laptop. Now late morning.
Stare at blank page. White adorning.
Sudden pop-up gives me warning -
New e-mail! I’m excited!

It’s from my boss. Got to reply.
Should only take a minute.
I’ve got all day to write this book.
Just about to begin it.

Reply is done, but there are more
E-mails I’ve not read from before.
I’ll look at this one and explore
The link I clicked within it.

The link leads to an article
Which then leads to another.
Next thing I know: Three hours pass.
My novel’s being smothered

By distractions. Got to stop.
Back to blank page. At the top.
Have a thought, but then it’s dropped –
A phone call from my mother.

Normally I wouldn’t talk;
Her chats aren’t enthralling.
But I owe her. It’s been a while.
I swear that I’m not stalling.

Pick up the phone and we catch up.
Hours pass, then I see what
The time is now. I have to cut
Her off with “Thanks for calling!”

It’s evening and I see the lack
Of progress that I’m getting.
I leave my room entirely –
No phone or internetting.

I sit down in the living room.
Gaze at my notepad. Eyes of gloom.
My novel’s in a state of doom:
No characters or setting.

I write what comes to me: “It was
A cold and dreary day.”
I read aloud, then scratch it out.
Too corny and cliché.

I throw the notepad on the table.
Hits the remote, which then is able
To activate my TV’s cable
And I can’t turn away

Because “The Price is Right” is on.
Bob’s not still hosting, is he?
Must be a re-run. I don’t care.
This book’s getting me dizzy.

Time flies by. I’m in the midst
Of falling asleep. Can’t resist.
So much for being a novelist.
My life is just too busy.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Hollywood Cover Letter

To Whom It May Concern:
It’ll interest you to learn
Of the sensation
Your job creation
Did inside me churn.

(I hope you will not deem
This format too extreme;
I think it’s a better
Cover letter
When it has a rhyming scheme.)

I know your company
Not just from IMDB.
Your work is fine -
Top of the line.
I've enjoyed it thoroughly.

[At this point will ensue
Another verse or two
For specifically
The company
That I’m applying to.]

But now it’s best to mention
Why you should pay attention
To the things I say
In my résumé
And take me off my pension.

Your doubts will all be quelled
When you see the jobs I’ve held.
I come equipped
With two internships.
At both of them I excelled.

I’m quick-thinking, inventive,
And detail-oriented.
My skills get fresher
Under pressure.
With my work, you’ll be contented.

My education’s good.
Learned everything I could
At USC
So I’d be free
To work in Hollywood.

I must say I’m excited
And I’d be quite delighted
To have with you
An interview.
That is, if I’m invited.

I’ve attached my résumé.
Now I just have this to say:
Thanks for the time
You gave my rhyme.
Please have a pleasant day!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

To Michelle Byrne

Dear Michelle,

St. Patrick’s was a lifeless day, especially in Spain.
No one there was Irish and the sky was gray with rain.
Was bored in all my classes and, coming home, felt drained.
Thought I would stay in that night. Fizzle to a slow burn.

But my friend called me up that night. Said that we should go out.
Worrying about school work, I said I had my doubts,
But either I would go with him or die of social drought
(And I always had the option of making a quick return).

Stood outside an Irish pub with my friend and his girl.
They talked, giggled, and flirted like they were in their own world.
I’d play third wheel yet again as the lonely night unfurled,
But then I heard your voice and the night took a joyous turn.

While Gaelic songs jibbed from the bar, we heard you from behind.
You sang along and did a dance. All others watched in line.
The only one with spirit there! And Irish! What a find!
After I clapped along with you, the dancing would adjourn

Because you approached me then. Never saw a girl more pretty.
You asked about my clapping, I what brought you to this city.
So our banter had begun, both of us wild and witty.
Suddenly, loneliness was no longer a concern.

You told me you worked at a bank way back in my home state
But that you quit: not worth working a job you really hate.
Were back in school to study what you loved. Never too late!
A lesson too many people will likely never learn.

Then we all entered the pub. You went and got your drink.
Came back and asked me where mine was. I said I didn’t think
I could or else the next morning’s exam I’d prob’ly sink.
You said to me that fun times are something you have to earn.

So I went and got my beer. Lost you among the crowd.
Sought my friends and found them. They were just sitting around.
Found you dancing with your friends. So passionate and proud.
To dance with you right then was something I so dearly yearned.

Now normally I’m not so suave; I’m actually quite shy.
But a fun, intrepid girl like you wouldn’t want a tepid guy.
I knew that I would have to give socializing a try
And being quiet was a tactic I would have to spurn.

Maybe it was the beer I had, but I opened up right then.
Became a social animal and chatted up your friends.
You taught an Irish jig to me. We laughed and joked again.
The stirring events of the night arriving at a churn.

Then your friends wanted to leave. Bar hop the night away.
You with your friends had to go – with mine I had to stay.
It wouldn’t work for us that night; perhaps another day.
So I asked your name. A request I gave smiling, but stern.

You gladly gave it. Then you left. Still, I was so excited!
The thought that I’d find you again was one’t made me delighted.
I sang all the way home; my day’s wrongs the night had righted.
The world’s worries were dead to me like ashes in an urn.

But I could not find you again. I lost what I would seek.
Searched many ways on the internet, but prospects were still bleak.
Four hundred people with your name, yet none quite as unique.
Like seeking a four-leaf clover among a field of ferns.

Having no means of contact, your memory I stow.
Your joyfulness and passion are things I must now forego.
And though you’ll never read this, I’d still like you to know:
It really was a pleasure to have met you, Michelle Byrne.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

A Week Apology

It’s hard to say
How this can stay
And still be called
“Weekly Wordplay”
When weeks go by
And yet still I
Have nothing up.
It’s disarray.

I know that this
Blog’s been amiss.
So empty like
A white abyss,
And yet the name
Has stayed the same.
Thus in my duties
Am remiss.

But that’s my way.
I seize the day;
Poems are work
And I must play.
Yet here’s a proffer
From your author
So you won’t sigh
While he’s away:

Though now I slack,
One day I’ll track
Down the time to
Bring poems back
Into this blog
So you can hog
The verbal joy
This blog now lacks.

In the meantime,
Please know that I’m
Working on something
Worth the rhyme -
My thoughts refined,
My words designed
To make my two cents
Worth a dime.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Paid Passage





Our friends are at the bus’s front.
We’re sitting at the back;
The girl I like and I ‘cause of
The way bus seating’s stacked.
We’re all coming back from a trip
At the beach this weekend.
I think she’s letting on to me
That we could be more than friends.

The bus ride drags. Everyone’s tired.
She turns to me with a groggy smile.
And cuddles up to my side,
Resting on me for the long bus ride.

I feel the warmth and trust from her
That I’ve wanted so much.
I hope she feels it for me too
In her caring, gentle touch.
We can make each other happy
Away from all our friends
If you’re there, God, please make sure that
This bus ride never ends.

Rest stop comes. She’s now awake.
She flirts with a friend on the bathroom break.
Back on the bus, my heart is dead;
I find her cuddling with him instead.

I find a seat up at the front.
Can’t sleep ‘cause my heart kills.
My friend asks to use my pillow.
I ask for sleeping pills.
We trade our things, and I think how
We both are nonchalant
In giving to each other just
So we get what we want

Mutually selfish in
Our generosity.
Thinking only of ourselves
In reciprocity.

I’m woken up when we arrive.
I find that I’m not hurt
That, when getting off the bus,
She has a newfound flirt:
There will be others in my life.
She’ll have hers filled with men.
We all still need someone to have
That warm feeling again.

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