Wednesday, July 28, 2010

To Michelle Byrne

Dear Michelle,

St. Patrick’s was a lifeless day, especially in Spain.
No one there was Irish and the sky was gray with rain.
Was bored in all my classes and, coming home, felt drained.
Thought I would stay in that night. Fizzle to a slow burn.

But my friend called me up that night. Said that we should go out.
Worrying about school work, I said I had my doubts,
But either I would go with him or die of social drought
(And I always had the option of making a quick return).

Stood outside an Irish pub with my friend and his girl.
They talked, giggled, and flirted like they were in their own world.
I’d play third wheel yet again as the lonely night unfurled,
But then I heard your voice and the night took a joyous turn.

While Gaelic songs jibbed from the bar, we heard you from behind.
You sang along and did a dance. All others watched in line.
The only one with spirit there! And Irish! What a find!
After I clapped along with you, the dancing would adjourn

Because you approached me then. Never saw a girl more pretty.
You asked about my clapping, I what brought you to this city.
So our banter had begun, both of us wild and witty.
Suddenly, loneliness was no longer a concern.

You told me you worked at a bank way back in my home state
But that you quit: not worth working a job you really hate.
Were back in school to study what you loved. Never too late!
A lesson too many people will likely never learn.

Then we all entered the pub. You went and got your drink.
Came back and asked me where mine was. I said I didn’t think
I could or else the next morning’s exam I’d prob’ly sink.
You said to me that fun times are something you have to earn.

So I went and got my beer. Lost you among the crowd.
Sought my friends and found them. They were just sitting around.
Found you dancing with your friends. So passionate and proud.
To dance with you right then was something I so dearly yearned.

Now normally I’m not so suave; I’m actually quite shy.
But a fun, intrepid girl like you wouldn’t want a tepid guy.
I knew that I would have to give socializing a try
And being quiet was a tactic I would have to spurn.

Maybe it was the beer I had, but I opened up right then.
Became a social animal and chatted up your friends.
You taught an Irish jig to me. We laughed and joked again.
The stirring events of the night arriving at a churn.

Then your friends wanted to leave. Bar hop the night away.
You with your friends had to go – with mine I had to stay.
It wouldn’t work for us that night; perhaps another day.
So I asked your name. A request I gave smiling, but stern.

You gladly gave it. Then you left. Still, I was so excited!
The thought that I’d find you again was one’t made me delighted.
I sang all the way home; my day’s wrongs the night had righted.
The world’s worries were dead to me like ashes in an urn.

But I could not find you again. I lost what I would seek.
Searched many ways on the internet, but prospects were still bleak.
Four hundred people with your name, yet none quite as unique.
Like seeking a four-leaf clover among a field of ferns.

Having no means of contact, your memory I stow.
Your joyfulness and passion are things I must now forego.
And though you’ll never read this, I’d still like you to know:
It really was a pleasure to have met you, Michelle Byrne.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

A Week Apology

It’s hard to say
How this can stay
And still be called
“Weekly Wordplay”
When weeks go by
And yet still I
Have nothing up.
It’s disarray.

I know that this
Blog’s been amiss.
So empty like
A white abyss,
And yet the name
Has stayed the same.
Thus in my duties
Am remiss.

But that’s my way.
I seize the day;
Poems are work
And I must play.
Yet here’s a proffer
From your author
So you won’t sigh
While he’s away:

Though now I slack,
One day I’ll track
Down the time to
Bring poems back
Into this blog
So you can hog
The verbal joy
This blog now lacks.

In the meantime,
Please know that I’m
Working on something
Worth the rhyme -
My thoughts refined,
My words designed
To make my two cents
Worth a dime.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Paid Passage





Our friends are at the bus’s front.
We’re sitting at the back;
The girl I like and I ‘cause of
The way bus seating’s stacked.
We’re all coming back from a trip
At the beach this weekend.
I think she’s letting on to me
That we could be more than friends.

The bus ride drags. Everyone’s tired.
She turns to me with a groggy smile.
And cuddles up to my side,
Resting on me for the long bus ride.

I feel the warmth and trust from her
That I’ve wanted so much.
I hope she feels it for me too
In her caring, gentle touch.
We can make each other happy
Away from all our friends
If you’re there, God, please make sure that
This bus ride never ends.

Rest stop comes. She’s now awake.
She flirts with a friend on the bathroom break.
Back on the bus, my heart is dead;
I find her cuddling with him instead.

I find a seat up at the front.
Can’t sleep ‘cause my heart kills.
My friend asks to use my pillow.
I ask for sleeping pills.
We trade our things, and I think how
We both are nonchalant
In giving to each other just
So we get what we want

Mutually selfish in
Our generosity.
Thinking only of ourselves
In reciprocity.

I’m woken up when we arrive.
I find that I’m not hurt
That, when getting off the bus,
She has a newfound flirt:
There will be others in my life.
She’ll have hers filled with men.
We all still need someone to have
That warm feeling again.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Why Do Beautiful Girls Hang with Douche-baggy Guys?

Why do beautiful girls hang with douche-baggy guys?
It seems girls can’t be convinced otherwise.
I can discuss literature that’s highly rated;
Those guys – only stats from Sports Illustrated.
I want to want to show them love and romance;
Those guys give them drinks to get in their pants.
Despite my character and efforts I make,
Ignorance and bliss is the road girls will take.
It seems no matter how hard one tries,
Beautiful girls still like douche-baggy guys.

Why do beautiful girls hang with douche-baggy guys?
By all rationale, it seems unwise.
Despite a bleak outlook, throughout the years
I work and I wait and I persevere
At which point I find those guys are still slobs
And I’m getting highly sought-after jobs.
Now I’m respected with money invested,
And suddenly the girls become interested.
I take back what I said. I was speaking in lies.
Beautiful girls don’t like douche-baggy guys.

Why don’t beautiful girls still like douche-baggy guys?
They do, but only rich men can afford supplies.
I was a fool. It’s really quite funny:
I loved her body and she loved my money.
Shallowness is a fitting prize to reap
When your depth of love is only skin-deep.
The unfortunate bond of a grump and a hag;
My poor choice of wife makes me the douche-bag.
Love with your mind, not with your eyes -
Beautiful girls make for douche-baggy wives.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Faults of my Mother

My mother was a wild one.
Beautiful.
Brilliant.
She knew to take care of herself.
Dutiful.
Resilient.

My grandmother told her
Now that she was grown
To go to college.
But instead
She took off on her own.

Once she found a place to live
She knew how to live right.
She slept the morn’
Worked the eve’
Then partied every night.

And then she met a man.
Charming.
Resourceful.
He knew how to win her.
Disarming.
Forceful.

He was as handsome as they came.
He made his mark by theft.
Yet being with him
My mother felt
She would not be bereft.

He stole from her and hit her
Yet they did not grow apart.
She saw in him
Someone who cared.
For that, she gave her heart.

They had me as their baby girl.
Beaming.
Smiling.
A hope for a better future.
Dreaming.
Beguiling.

But my dad went to prison
For a hold-up with a gun.
He called my mother
From his cell
Not to tell her what he’d done.

Instead he threatened her
That he wanted custody
Of me when
He got out
Or it would get bloody.

Grandma knew mom would come back.
Sad.
Disappointed.
She’d have to help support us both.
Mad.
Disjointed.

We got a room at grandma’s and
A restraining order found.
Mom got some loans.
Went to college.
Turned her life around.

Mom wants to protect me so
Can’t spend much time with friends.
Only go out
On Saturdays.
Leave at six, back at ten.

But then I met this boy at school.
Dark.
Mysterious.
He knows what life is really like.
Stark.
Serious.

I feel all alone because
My mom is so demanding
But this boy
Is the only one
Who really understands me.

Even though he hits me
We’ll never grow apart.
I know he loves me
Deep inside
So I’ll give him my heart.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

A Poem Without Rhyme

Is a poem still a poem
If it does not rhyme?

On the one hand, I am very tempted to say no.
If a poem doesn’t have any rhyming in it,
All you would have to do to write one
Is write some rambling prose
And then organize that
Into a series of lines
To get the most
Drama from
Every
Single
Word.

On the other hand,
I still want to say yes.
There must be some ideas,
Feelings,
And experiences
That rhyme and rhythm would undermine.

Example:
Some would consider it
Poetical abuse
If Robert Frost always tried
To write like Doctor Suess.

If it does not rhyme,
Is it still a poem?
It’s a tough choice to make.
A choice I will make
When I am a better poet.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Message from eBay user

Message from eBay user
PowerBuyer95:
“I’ve had to wait the full three days
For my item to arrive.
I know that’s what the description said
Was the expected wait,
But all good eBay sellers know
To aim before that date.
That kind of service is best described
As only “adequate.”
My feedback’s three stars out of five;
You were far from excellent.”

Message from eBay user
Newbieseller28:
“I’m so sorry to hear about
Your very lengthy wait.
Between Paypal and UPS
There was some kind of mix-up
Which I was making many calls
‘Til yesterday to fix up.
I used overnight shipping
Which heavily raised the cost
But I wanted to be very sure
No time on you’d be lost.
I humbly ask you to reconsider
The feedback you’d be giving
Since eBay’s really all I have;
It’s how I make a living.”

Message from eBay user
PowerBuyer95:
“I don’t know how, as an eBay seller
You expect to survive
When you have terrible product
On top of terrible service.
That there are people like you out there
Makes me a little nervous.
I bought from you these whitening strips
Which I am not enjoying
‘Cause they’re supposed to make teeth white,
But instead they are annoying.
I swallow them when eating,
They break my brush when brushing,
And the fact that my teeth aren’t any whiter
Is more than a little crushing.
I suggest before you sell things
That you first make sure they work.
My feedback’s now one star of five
For you being such a jerk.”

Message from eBay user
Newbieseller28:
“I’m sorry to hear your experience
With the whitener isn’t great.
I’ve used those strips to cover up
My plaque and gingivitis
But you should read the instructions
If you want to gain some whiteness.
Before eating and brushing teeth,
You’re supposed to remove it.
And the whitening strips need more than a day
For your teeth to show improvement.
It’s an easy mistake to make, but I
Can fix this conflict of ours.
I’ll refund all your money if
You’ll give me back those stars.
And that toothbrush that you said you broke?
I’m replacing it for free
So that you will not think of your
Purchase resentfully.”

Message from eBay user
PowerBuyer95:
“THANKS TO YOU, MY ORAL HEALTH
JUST TOOK A GIANT DIVE!!!
MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE A BOWL OF DIRT!!!
I FORM CLOUDS WITH MY SNEEZES!!!
AND MY DENTIST DIAGNOSED ME WITH
AT LEAST THREE GUM DISEASES!!!
I’VE BEEN USING THAT TOOTHBRUSH
YOU SENT A FEW WEEKS BACK
AND NOW MY TEETH ARE COVERED IN
ALL KINDS OF GERMS AND PLAQUE!!!
SO NOW, TO THANK YOU FOR ALL OF
THE DAMAGE THAT YOU’VE DONE,
I’VE JUST REVISED YOUR FEEDBACK FROM
THE FULL FIVE STARS TO NONE!!!”

Message from eBay user
Newbieseller28:
“I made sure that the toothbrush worked.
No need to be irate.
Your oral faults lie somewhere else.
This I can guarantee.
I know that toothbrush worked just fine
‘Cause it always worked for me.”

Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year's Eve

I’m at a party on New Year’s Eve
It’s better than I’d guessed
I’m in the kitchen, back to counter
Taking time to rest
People are around me
Happy, drunk, and dancing
I share their joy and smile as
The New Year is advancing

A pretty girl stands next to me
Back against the counter
I look at her, and then look back;
No male friends around her.
I’d think I’d like to talk to her
And maybe get to know her,
We could take this rush into the
New Year a little slower

And yet I fear that if I speak
That I will drop the ball
A humiliating talk with her
Is worse than none at all
I remain there on the counter
And convince myself that I
Can collect myself and talk to her
If I give myself more time.

But as I fumble with my thoughts
The counter gets more crowded
Another man speaks to the girl
With a friendly way about him
I find the girl is kind and gentle
As I hear her tell her name
I wonder, had I spoke to her
If she’d have spoke to me the same

They grow close in conversation
He asks her for a dance
Her face lights up: the beginnings of
A possible romance
The Eve’s countdown begins
And as I watch them go
I wonder how things could have been
‘Cause now I’ll never know

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