Why do beautiful girls hang with douche-baggy guys?
It seems girls can’t be convinced otherwise.
I can discuss literature that’s highly rated;
Those guys – only stats from Sports Illustrated.
I want to want to show them love and romance;
Those guys give them drinks to get in their pants.
Despite my character and efforts I make,
Ignorance and bliss is the road girls will take.
It seems no matter how hard one tries,
Beautiful girls still like douche-baggy guys.
Why do beautiful girls hang with douche-baggy guys?
By all rationale, it seems unwise.
Despite a bleak outlook, throughout the years
I work and I wait and I persevere
At which point I find those guys are still slobs
And I’m getting highly sought-after jobs.
Now I’m respected with money invested,
And suddenly the girls become interested.
I take back what I said. I was speaking in lies.
Beautiful girls don’t like douche-baggy guys.
Why don’t beautiful girls still like douche-baggy guys?
They do, but only rich men can afford supplies.
I was a fool. It’s really quite funny:
I loved her body and she loved my money.
Shallowness is a fitting prize to reap
When your depth of love is only skin-deep.
The unfortunate bond of a grump and a hag;
My poor choice of wife makes me the douche-bag.
Love with your mind, not with your eyes -
Beautiful girls make for douche-baggy wives.
