There comes a time in a man's life
When he turns twenty-one.
With that day comes much happiness,
Good times, and great fun.
And what B-Day of the twenty-first
Exists in our society
Without some form of gathering
In drunken notoriety?
And so I say to you, my friends
Join me with alcohol
And enjoy the surely wondrous night
That upon us will befall.
Come students! Come teachers!
Come straight edges! Come boozers!
Come all the gorgeous women!
Come all the big fat losers!
If you call yourself a contact,
An acquaintance, or a friend,
Reply in the affirmative!
Attend! Attend! Attend!
With that day comes much happiness,
Good times, and great fun.
And what B-Day of the twenty-first
Exists in our society
Without some form of gathering
In drunken notoriety?
And so I say to you, my friends
Join me with alcohol
And enjoy the surely wondrous night
That upon us will befall.
Come students! Come teachers!
Come straight edges! Come boozers!
Come all the gorgeous women!
Come all the big fat losers!
If you call yourself a contact,
An acquaintance, or a friend,
Reply in the affirmative!
Attend! Attend! Attend!
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